why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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