ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Girls should come with a carfax report
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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