Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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