I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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