Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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