i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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