girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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