Plan B is the new Plan A
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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