Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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