I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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