Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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