Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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