Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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