you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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