did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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