He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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