420 ftw
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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