Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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