Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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