That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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