doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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