we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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