I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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