I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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