My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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