very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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