quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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