I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
whose parrot is this?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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