there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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