1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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