So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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