Christians are straight up FREAKS
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize
