she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He felt like a one man threesome
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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