That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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