2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You left your phone here
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