hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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