Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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