Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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