i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He passed out mid-signature
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The feeling are messing with the penis
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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