He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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