I'm lost and stupid without you.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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