If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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