I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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