I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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