we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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