Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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