The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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