I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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