Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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