Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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