And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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