Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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