Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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