Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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