Whod you bang
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
