When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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