her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Let's paint friendship bongs
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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